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And Still More Domliciousness!
Here are screencaps of Dominic Monaghan's appearances in
the fourth and final season of Hetty Wainthropp Investigates,
at which time he was 21(ish).
4 April, 2005
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Episode Twenty-Two - 'Something
to Treasure'
Hmmm, I wonder what Mr Wainthropp means when he
says he wants to see me blow this...
OK, I suppose I could have a go...
That was fun! I wonder if there's anything else
around here for me to have a go on?
Geoffrey looking all manly like with his new sideburns.
Thoughful Geoffrey.
No, I don't want to buy any of your crap paintings,
so I'll hug myself and look adorable to get your mind
off it.
Damn, they're sending me down a mine. Looking adorable
won't get me out of this one!
Maybe looking sweaty and grubby will work instead!
It didn't work! Dammit! Now I'm trapped down a mine
where even my good looks and charm won't save me!
Geoffrey having extricated himself from the mine,
Hetty goes all maternal on him...
... and proceeds to try and break his ribs.
And the award for Most Welcome Gratuitous Shower
Scene In a British Drama goes to...
"Did you see my bum before, Mrs Wainthropp? It's
good, innit?"
Hmmm, I wonder how many other excuses I can find
for showing off my tasty arse...
Shit, it's too dark for anyone to see my bum in
here, even if I do flash it.
But if I solve the mystery quickly, we can get out
of here and I can flash it again!
I'll just sit here and look moody. Maybe people
will offer me money to show my arse again.
Then again, do I really want to show it off here,
in a pub, like a common stripper?
I shall sit here calmly and gloat over the power
of
my sexy bum.
Poor Mrs Wainthropp, she has no idea what she's
missing out on by not getting me to drop my trousers
for every case.
Hey Janet, would you like to see my arse?
Awww, kisses are sweet.
But I'd much rather show my arse again.
Episode Twenty-Three - 'Family
Values'
Geoffrey lost his teddy bear, so now he has to hug
his didgeridoo while Janet tells him she's looking
for a flatmate.
Geoffrey tries to distract Mr Wainthropp with tongue
while broaching the subject of moving in with Janet.
Shocked!Geoffrey, having been told by Hetty that
he's going to have to put a silly hat and a suit on.
Sulky!Geoffrey. Actually, this one's just here because
I love his profile so much.
Chauffeur Geoffrey and Incapacitated Undercover
Mr Wainthropp!
Sorry, but he's so goddamn cute in that hat. The
world must see as many caps of it as possible.
Like this one, which is actually Janet swatting
him over the head for being a smartarse.
And this one.
Sneaky Undercover Geoffrey. Although he needs to
get the sneaky look off his face before he can be
truly convincing...
Another in the hat and the cheeky grin!
Geoffrey and Mr Wainthropp being told how unconvincing
their undercover roles were. Poor lambs.
Janet tells Geoffrey that she's sick of him stuffing
around and has gone and got herself a new flatmate
who Isn't Geoffrey! Geoffrey takes it badly.
And he goes all pouty while telling the Wainthropps
about it. Poor Geoffrey.
Episode Twenty-Four - 'Digging
for Dirt'
Geoffrey is greeted at the door by Janet's topless
male flatmate and is a bit surprised.
And while he pretends to be all friendly while he's
waiting for Janet...
...he's really quite disturbed.
At least Hetty can still make him smile, albeit
in a rather grim way.
Later That Evening, Geoffrey Follows Janet and her
Flatmate Out To a Pizza Joint...
...leading to A Confrontation!
Geoffrey looks upset and adorable...
...and even shows tongue in his efforts to persuade
Janet of the error of her ways.
Hetty makes him smile again. How thoughtful of her.
And again! Obviously Janet's just an old sourpuss
and Hetty's the life of the party!
Serious Geoffrey, getting a very close close-up.
Moody Turtleneck-Sweater Geoffrey.
Will Janet abandon her flatmate and choose Geoffrey?
The suspense is killing him!
Moody Geoffrey again.
Even Hetty can't make him smile now.
What's this? Oh, that's right, I'm supposed to be
working on a case. Better get out the torch and whack
a few holes in some walls.
Geoffrey discovers that Janet's flatmate is going
back to his girlfriend. Does he dare hope that Janet
will invite him to share the flat now?
Evidently not. She's still mad at him. How can she
resist?
Well, obviously she *can* resist. Heartless bint.
And now, Geoffrey walks away to look moody and gorgeous
elsewhere.
Episode Twenty-Five - 'Mind
Over Muscle'
Geoffrey encounters Janet at the job centre and
tries to cheer her up, but she's a total beeyatch
to him and he goes all pouty. Poor baby.
Mr Wainthropp is much more amenable to Geoffrey's
jokes. Pity he's not as pretty as Janet.
Undercover time! Hetty and Geoffrey go to the gym,
where Hetty plays devoted auntie buying him a membership.
Geoffrey's reaction to the gym. Hee hee hee!
He's going to have another go at cheering Janet
up...
...but she's still being a total bitch, and he goes
all miserable again.
Ah-hah! Maybe getting Janet a job driving forklifts
will help!
This is Geoffrey being told that his body could
look like "a sack full o'conkers" if he applies himself
to bulking up. Hee.
A smidgeon of tongue while out drinking with Hetty.
Ahhh, the job thing worked! He's in!
And Janet loves him again! Two-faced cow.
Geoffrey asking Janet if she can tell he's been
going to the gym - "Do I feel lumpier?" HAHAHAHA!
Oooh yeah. Geoffrey's definitely gettin'
some tonight.
The horror is because Hetty's asked him to investigate
in a lingerie shop. Since it's called "Knack Knicks",
I don't blame him for being horrified.
Yep, they're still bras, Geoffrey. They ain't going
to change no matter how much you stare through the
window at them.
Geoffrey smiles in relief after Hetty gives her
royal permission for him to move out with Janet.
Hallelujah! Now he can get some every night!
Hetty eyes him beadily while they do their surveillance
work, no doubt annoyed that she won't have any sexier
bum than Mr Wainthropp's round the house to perve
at now.
Janet saves the day by driving her forklift at the
Evil Guy and spilling goo all over the road! Geoffrey's
worried about her, in spite of the fact that he was
in a lot more danger than she was.
Geoffrey packs up his stuff to move to Janet's.
Ahh, such fond memories of that kangaroo.
Hetty goes all sentimental on him...
...which leads to him going all sentimental
on her. Although what he doesn't realise is that after
he leaves the house, she perves at his perfect arse
out of the window as he walks down the street.
Episode Twenty-Six - 'Blood
Relations'
Even in sleep, Geoffrey caresses that which is most
precious to him.
No, it's neither Janet nor Mini-Geoffrey, it's his
new mobile phone.
And another one. Just cos he looks so cute when
he's, er, pretending to be asleep.
Geoffrey discovering an old lady who's fallen downstairs.
His first aid seems to consist mainly of stroking
her, but hey, it'd bring *me* back to life...
A little bit of tongue, to distract the villains.
Geoffrey and Hetty go hunting for secret passages
in the cliffs!
And Geoffrey finds a Secret Trapdoor!
And in the hidden tunnel he finds... a turtle! Which
he takes to the pet shop. Riveting stuff!
Geoffrey tells Hetty off for being late to choir
practice. Chortle.
Using that new toy of his.
Oooh, spying!
"Hello? Hello? What do you mean, I don't get to
take a shower in this episode? I'm all underground
and dirty, dammit! The public needs to see my arse!"
It's OK, Mrs Wainthropp. I can't show my arse this
episode, but I do get to stick my jaw out in a manly
and menacing way later, so my sex appeal is undiminished.
Back home, Janet's all weepy because her meathead
neighbour has been harassing her and threatening Geoffrey...
... so Geoffrey goes all Menacing and Manly and
scares the meathead off. Huzzah!
Happiness all around! Even if Hetty's big meaty
hand does insist on caressing Geoffrey's cheek.
Episode Twenty-Seven - 'For
Love Nor Money'
Goodness! Hetty and Geoffrey are out investigating
something - together!
And he's looking cute and adorable, even if he does
have the big ears thing going at the moment.
Oh dear. This is the last episode. What will I do
with my life now? Oh, the agony!
Hmmmm. Maybe there's some role I can play somewhere
out there. I shall use the power of my sexy voice
to hypnotise someone into auditioning me.
And if that doesn't work, I'll just flash my tongue
a few times.
Yes, Mr Jackson, I have plenty of experience at
looking short, adorable and mischievous. I also have
a very attractive arse. Isn't there a hobbit bathhouse
scene somewhere in those books?
Geoffrey and Janet go undercover, but they're not
terribly happy about it.
Geoffrey fills in time waiting for Janet, that hussy,
while talking to another hussy. What is it with him
and the hussies, anyway?
Hussy gets down to business.
AHAHAHAHA!
This one deserves to be right up there with that photo
of Billy and the Page 3 girl. LOTR Men Ambushed By
Tits!
Of course, this means Janet gets all upset and she
and Geoffrey have an argument...
... in which he goes all moody and gorgeous.
Mmmmm.
Geoffrey runs home to Mummy and Daddy Wainthropp
to sulk for a bit.
Ahahahaha!
Muttonchops Geoffrey!
Muttonchops Geoffrey proposes to SculleryMaid Janet.
In front of an audience, no less.
Muttonchops Geoffrey realises that Scullerymaid
Janet thinks this proposal is for real. Oh shit.
And that's the very last Hetty of all,
alas. But it's been fun :)
Ahahahaha!
Dig the ruffled shirt!
Janet tells the Wainthropps about Muttonchops Geoffrey's
proposal. Gay Sideburns Geoffrey wonders how he can
delicately point out that the proposal was valid only
as long as the muttonchops were.